I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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