How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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