bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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