I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
My ass is underappreciated
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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