Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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