I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
She has the best kind of daddy issues
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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