i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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