Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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