y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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