foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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