I wish I could punch you in the face.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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