Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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