Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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