I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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