Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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