yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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