I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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