Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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