He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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