First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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