Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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