I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Randomize
