I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
i am craving dick and cupcakes
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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