hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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