Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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