Your tits are I can't wait for
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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