I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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