i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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