This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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