is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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