why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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