lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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