Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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