she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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