we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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