it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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