Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I want a musical about memes.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
