and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
My breasts were aching with rage.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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