Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Randomize
