She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
we should paint friendship bongs
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