At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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