They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Randomize
