another moral hangover. fuck.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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