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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
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