i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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