there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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