Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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