we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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