I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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