erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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