Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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