so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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