Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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