Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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