Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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