dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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