You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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